Text — It's not for girls.

The crazy store up the block has a selection of candy from around the world. What caught my eye today was a Yorkie bar. Made by Nestlé, it’s an “airy” chocolate bar - not as dense as say, a Hershey bar. But it’s pretty tasty.

But apparently, Yorkie bars are not for girls.

I mean, they really go out of their way here.

Just in case all of these dire warnings weren’t enough, there’s one more on the back that catches you right before you can open the package.

I threw caution to the wind, and gave a piece to a girl.

She didn’t die.