Why hello there my name is Justin and I'm a producer in New York City and I play games and also take photos and I don't shut up. My my don't you look nice today.

July 15

Get Away From Me With Your Freedom Bullshit

Someone's always bitching about Apple and "control."

Get the fuck out.

Think about all the things in your life that you need to have control over. Pick a tough one. Wouldn't it be nice to not be in control? That's one of the big reasons the iPhone is fucking everywhere.

So you can't meticulously manage running processes. So you can't expand the big 32GB . So it doesn't have a fucking FM radio (really?). So you can't put whatever you fucking want on it. So you can't tweak every little detail about how it works and looks.

I know what my iPhone does and how it behaves, what to expect from it, just like <i><font color="red">I use these tags because I know what they do and how they behave.</font> It works perfectly 95% of the time, and that's a hell of a lot better than a lot of other shit.

Open (as in the recent commercialized usage) for the most part is bullshit. I don't want to have to choose between music players, I just want to know how my one works and what it does. Same for apps – at least the ones I keep on my iPhone. I'd rather have my expectations met and exceeded, than have to Google for why some built-in Google app is giving me shit.

If there's one company I wouldn't mind ruling the country, it's Apple. Ugh, can you imagine the FSF pulling a coup d'état? You think it takes forever to get good Bills passed, just you fucking wait. And there'd be data all over the goddam place. You could't find shit without messing with a hundred settings or knowing regular expressions.

It'd be great. Just wake up one morning and Apple has taken over. Ring ring.

"Oh yeah? Apple's running the government now? How about that. Wait, is this gonna delay the iPhone 7? Shit now that fucking sucks. So there's only one health insurance carrier now? They're pretty good? You had me at "simple" and yeah I'll take it. Better than what I got. Hey do you think they could put a Retina Display on the next iPad? Because it looks like absolute ass now. It fucking does. March 2011? Well I figure I'll have the $900 by then, right?"


July 6

Cups have feelings too


July 4

SCHOOL SPIRIT GO TEAM USA


June 22

The Fundraiser

The latest episode of The Boondocks was hysterical. Watch it online here at Adult Swim.

People call me The Fundraiser. They call me that 'cause that's what I do. I raise funds.

I get my money up.

The first rule of fundraising is, don't give nothing to nobody. Period.  

No charities, no homeless people, Salvation Army Red Cross starving Africans, nothing. You cant be raising funds and giving funds away at the same time. Thats like getting high on your own supply. 

I always had the drive to make money, and the plan. I knew that if I studied enough gangster movies, I'd know everything I'd need to know to take over the streets. 

The second rule of fundraising is, that fundraising is not illegal.

See, that's 'cause you're not technically stealing from people. They give you the money.

So maybe you lie about what you're going to do with it, but you never actually take their money from them. And that's why it's legal.

That brings us to the third rule of fundraising. You gotta pay the cost of doing business.

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June 12

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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June 12

Hang on I'ma pilot this bitch like David Freeman.

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June 10

Erasure rocks at karaoke!

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June 9

Two Bees Knees in this photo!

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June 1

another day at the office wif ma peoples

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May 30

Lovely day in the BK

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